3 minutes and 3 seconds ago I would have sworn up and down that Kevin Federline was the scum of the universe but Britney Spears has managed to make him look like the smartest man alive. God bless him for keeping her occupied and keeping the havoc she wreaks to a minimum.
and she's coming down hardcore.... the deep "pill-talk" about fulfilment, the vagueness, the confusion, the irritability. Fucking hell, she;s got a child for god's sake, and she's pregnant!!!!!
That was so funny. She is so stupid. Her twitches and ticks are worrisome.
It is nice to see Britney eating what looks to be vegetables and not cheetos though. Sean Preston and his new baby sister (I'm calling it) don't have a chance in hell with these two morons as parents.
Surely she approved this scene to be in Chaotic right? Even worse.
k... she's a fucking looney... way worse than I thought. And for the first time, I actual have a grain of respect for Kfed, he actually sounds remotly inteligent. huh.
"It is nice to see Britney eating what looks to be vegetables and not cheetos though." August 04, 2006 9:51 AM
Um, maybe because when youve had ecstasy you dont feel like fatty foods, only healthy stuff! Come on, surely someone here knows what I'm talking about?? Please tell me youre not that innocent (that was an unintentional bad pun, I'm sorry, it was an accident I swear).
Kevin does seem the more intelligent of the two from this video but it would hardly be difficult to beat Twitney at a game of wits. She is worse than I could ever have imagined.
Oh my God. K-Fed sounds like a rocket scientist compared to her. is she really that dumb? Please tell me this is partly an act. no offense to anyone with true disabilities, but I think she is semi-retarded. Just hearing her say "huh" over and over is making my want to cry.
9:51 here. I guess I am that innocent. I've never done ecstasy so I have no idea what you crave.
I'll take your word for it and hope that she'll be doing alot more ecstasy in the months to come after that baby is born. This video made me realize how much I miss her skinny.
I've done ecstacy more times than I can count and I've never sounded that retarded coming down. I don't know anyone who's sounded that fucking retarded while coming down.
She sounds more to me like she's been drinking, smoking pot and she's already stupid to begin with so here are the results.
She sounds like a teenager who is on drugs for the first time and is consciously trying to act like what she thinks people are supposed to act like on drugs.
K-Fed must be the most tolerant person on the planet. 3 minutes and 3 seconds of her is enough to make me run the fuck away. MARRYING her? I'd sooner eat glass.
I lived in Louisiana for 5 years, and I can honestly say that she makes everyone else in that state look like a quantum physicist in comparison.
she´s so fucking retarded... I´ve watched two episodes of chaotic... It made me look at her and see how much idiot she is... ooooooooo my ! how could this bitch be so famous?
This stupid bitch obviously has some good PR, because I'll tell you, I've gone from thinking K-Fed was a scummy little worthless wigger to believing he just might be smarter than I am. And certainly more patient. Who the hell could stand that bleached hillbilly trailer trash skank? I say we nominate him for sainthood.
I want that 3:03 of my life back, Todd. Further proof that no matter how much money or fame one has you just can't buy class. You can however, buy an education. Check into it, Britney. You will be amazed at the cutting edge technology of the "flux capacitor". Maybe Doc Brown teaches somewhere in SoCal?
If time travel did exist I would go back in time and sterilize Britney's dad.
Britney Spears - I hate you for making me think this ... Kevin's worth every penny you spend on him and then some for putting up with your dumb ass. No other man with an actual career would jump on your grenade. God damn you Britney for making me feel SORRY for K-Fed.
anon 11:57am...relatively being the key word. I think she could make foam peanuts seem "relatively" intelligent. My brain hurts just watching the two of them attempt coversation.
To everyone that actually finished watching that whole mess, more power to you. I was convulsed with laughter and had to stop at "wait... I'm confused..."
HAHA this is reminiscent of Jessica Simpson's Chicken of the Sea episode! These dimwits have so much in common: they're blond, they're dumb, and they both have boyfriends who made music videos about them after their breakup. One difference though: Jessica beat out Britney for the Daisy Dukes role and has been living a better (aka K-Fed free) life ever since.
Coming from a former pothead, she is TOTALLY STONED!!! This is why you should never let your freeloading boyfriend tape you high because you know this is just the start of his plan to divorce her, take the money and the kids! What a fuckin idiot... CreamandBlack, not everybody is a tweaker like you are! This is ganga talking on the video pure and simple.
i thought it was totally weed, some killa weed will make you time lapse and forget the last word out of your mouth.. pile that on top of her already slow brain functioning and some miller high life, and you have a video of a poor poor girl with millions in the bank... someone needs to shake the bitch up!
gawd, my tities are humongus,
i have lived in Louisianna and texas and no one fucking talks like that, that is not even a real accent. she is just always trying to be cute... with bad results.
You can't really eat when on ectasy.Just drink a lot of water like it's going out of style or something. Not pot on the other hand, you could end up eating a whole Entenmanns Butter sunshine cake between two people. Not that I know either from expereince or anything like that.
I agree - you don't crave food while on E, but you want liquids. I am guessing this is the morning AFTER downing E (sore jaw) and she smoked some of Kevin's HEAVY loco weed to chill out (the paranoid looks and twitching).
I vote for ecstasy. And yeah, K-Fed sounds like a pretty normal guy. What the hell...I was routin' for him to put down the camera and run the hell out of the door.
The only thing that Britney said in that vid that made sense was when she said that she was behind.
Her southern accent and the constant "huh" makes me cringe. I'm from the South and I don't sound like that. This has to be an act. Surely no one can e that vaccuous.
to me, "partying" implies a little more than just drinking, or even smoke a little a pot, especially when she reacted the way she did to his saying that. i've never done anything harder than a little pot, but pot's NEVER made me twitch like that.
it's a dark, sad day when kfed, the giant douchebag, appears smarter than ANYTHING, breathing or non-breathing.
Not to defend Britney or anything but, theoretically, time travel into the future is perfectly feasible. All you need is a ship that can travel at light or close to light speed. It's travelling to the past that's a real bitch and most likely impossible.
Was she deprived of oxygen at birth, or did she just inherit the stupid gene? When she isn't grunting in a redneckish dialect, she's announcing that time travel is possible.
Additionally, her nipples are almost brushing the floor. And what is with all the hand-banging and twitching? She looks like a stroke victim.
Maybe intelligence skips a generation. It's SPF's only hope. Can you believe there exists a video that actually makes F-Ked look SMART? He's talking down to her! If that is a good representation of their respective IQs, then I'm not surprised he screws around.
She is so utterly stoned (on what I don't know, could be anything really) and completely fucking stupid...and K-Fed sounds like he's on acid...I think this video would be great to watch on acid, with Britney's face and the sound of her burping permanently echoing in my mind for all time...now that's comedy!
Yes Britney you are ugly and behind and everything you said does sound so weird. You forgot how saggy your titties are though.
It is truly pathetic what amuses these two half-wits. Drinking at home...bwahhaha. Geniuses. Her slapping the table...is that drug related behaviour? I wouldn't know. Why is she doing that? It is so funny. I also was really amused by the full body twitch she did when Kevin told her the movie might have been playing on the bus.
She has the most disgusting manners. The burping is one thing but would it kill her to chew with her mouth closed?
She said her jaw hurt. I have done X enough times...it make's your jaw hurt really bad because you are gritting your teeth the whole time. Why would she put this clip out?? To make herself seem more cool to the druggies??
Acid makes your jaw hurt. And have totally random disconnected thoughts. And you ramble on and on and on. Unfortunately, my friends and I dropped some in the 80's and taped ourselves... And . It. Was. Just. Like . THAT.
Acid makes your jaw hurt. And have totally random disconnected thoughts. And you ramble on and on and on. Unfortunately, my friends and I dropped some in the 80's and taped ourselves... And . It. Was. Just. Like . THAT.
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on August 04, 2006 4:13 PM
My husband did acid when he was younger. ANd I did E. He said that it sounded just like doing acid to him.
You know how did this get out? Why is it even being recorded? You know it is sad that so many denied that she used any type of drugs before. She was an obvious drug user. Hope she's all cleaned up now and not thinking she can do it recreationally because she does not need to use anymore brain cells
I don't make a habit of defending people but seriously, anon 5:09, is that the best insult you had stored away? Someone told me that in 1st grade once and we all had a good chuckle. Then in 2nd grade we learned how to be creative and deadpan lines like that one went right out the window.
Wow. Anyone watching this trainwreck has to have new found admiration for federline. When they get divorced he deserves a huge payout. Imagine being subjected to her idiocy 24.7 And remain calm and patient with her twitheaded ways ? The Dalai Lama would self immolate after a day of Britney.
KFed must have "leaked" this video out to show the world what he has to put up with. This video will turn the tide of public opinion in his favor. Gawd, to have to listen to her mindless babble, and "HUH!!?" slapping and twitching all over the place...dear Lord, how on earth were her managers able to hide the real Britney from the public for so many years?
im not going to start arguing over which drug(s) it is, but shes deffintly fucking high as a kite. i wish they would have played this clip on that matt lauer interview.
anon 7:48, I have a feeling you might be right about this video.....just reading all the responses shows the public more on his side. i really hate that i'm beginning to sympathize for him. i cannot even believe i just typed that.
and her managers hid this britney well when she was making huge amounts of money for them. she hasn't done anything for them in a while as far as her career goes, so i'm guessing once the paychecks stop flowing in, the managers stop caring little by little how people see her. just a guess.
dear lord. that was PAINFUL. And for those of you who said KFed has gone up in your opinion - me too. And it pains me. A lot. Maybe we should start a support group for this, it's too much to bear alone.
oh and anon 10:47 - I think you are absolutely right. They're totally letting her sink, but why would they care? Personally I think it's fun to watch, but I guess in a way it's sad - for her. FOR ME IT'S A GOOD TIME.
People, let's not confuse drugs with stupidity. Although it may appear Britney is drugged, it's very possible and highly likely that what we see here is simply her normal state of mind. Even if she is on drugs, it's not going to change the fact that she's hovering around the mid 70's on the IQ scale.
i would really like back the 1:06 of my life i wasted watching part of that, as well as the 10 IQ points i lost in the process. that was about as painless as a vinegar and baking soda enema.
LOL, K-fed DOES EARN HIS CASH!!! damn!! Just looking at this crap makes me actually feel bad for the guy...he has it worse than Nick lackey with stupid jessica...
I think Britney Spears is retarded! AND really high!!!
KFed must be getting sick of everyone saying what a sleeze he is for attaching himself to a star. Just gotta prove his wife is not a star, just plain ole white trash as he deserves. Maybe that last part isn't quite the statement he meant to make but I think it's quite obvious. A match made in heaven.
Yeah, she's been missin' out on brain cells....so glad that she is a mom, now she can share her world view and rich experiences with her young uns. Typical red neck bone head bitch....with money..
unfortunately for the world, britney's southern accent is REAL. you heard it here first: obnoxious southern drawls really do exist.
i live in baton rouge, la (about 45 minutes away from kentwood, the infamous hometown of ms. spears). to save some face, i would like to point out that kentwood is so close to mississippi that it might as well not even be in la. as a matter of fact, if it weren't for the fact that kentwood has AMAZING water, i think we would have ceded them to mississippi a long time ago. but yes: the accent is real, but it is a mississippi thing, not a louisiana thing. thank GOD for that.
dear god, she is the most annoying person on teh face of the planet. how can anyone put up with that... she deserves k fed because quite frankly no one should have to be around something so annoying. and if she is sober and acting that way she really needs to grow up.
Whoahohoooo! Slow down folks. What's with the fuzzy feelings for K-fed? He's still no better than he was before. He may deal with her bullshit once in a while when he's actually home but that's for one reason only...$$$$$$. He deserves every ounce of stupidness he deals with. Loser.
She is just fantastic. I love Britney so much. she doesn't need to make music anymore. She is just perfect. She and Paris should play in some experimental movie by me. Ji-Bêt, Paris, France.
My educated guess is that it's a combination of liquor, ecstacy (or acid), and weed. In the beginning, she's talking about her jaw hurting and she just won't STFU. If you notice, she isn't really eating all that much, so she's probably just chomping down on something to forget about what the hell is bothering her as far as the drugs go (done it myself on Acid and E). While the drug itself may not do that to you, the thoughts in your mind will. I know that everytime I'm on something like that, no I don't want to eat, but if I smoke a little bit, I'll start munching on a few little things. And plus she's says that'd she'd rather just "stay home and drink". But she's probably on more (and better stuff) than we could probably even imagine.
But like it matters, she's as dumb as a box of rocks no matter which way you put it. Drugs or not, she'll still be an idiot when she wakes up tomorrow. I just pray for the safety of that child, I don't care what you do on your free time to your body, but for God's sake, there's an unborn life inside of her. Take care of him/her first and worry about your fun afterwards; it's only 9 months out of your life, Brit.
She is so moronic, it's unbeliavable. It's amazing how fake she is. Her personality changes all around when she's in front of a camera. Her voice becomes all soft and squeaky. I don't understand how this person has made millions. Britney, I'm begging you, PLEASE get out of the spotlight and come back when you're ready to start your career!
The most amazing thing is that when she's talking, her redneck husband sounds sophisticated, intelligent, refined, mature and very patient. That shows what absolute, disgusting trash she is.
Well, LMAO! Frist of all. This Chick Is Soo Drugged up on something it aint funny...well yeah it is. LOL Watching her puts her at the top of The "Quick To The Slow LIST." Dude She's HIGH, and it ain't on Life.
from what I've seen from some friends of mine who are on dope, she's having a strong marijuana kickback (the "whoas", eating compulsively, "deep" subjects and stuff), but also had some stimulant. Her body is pretty plugged, but her (little) mind is attached to the sock into Federline's pants.
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AHAHAAHA ok that made me laugh. LOVED IT!! she burps quite loud. i don't think i'd film my bodily functions!!!
By MEEE!!!, on 9:39 AM
wow. she's such an IDIOT.
omg. just shut up!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
she's obviously had esctasy
By creamandblack, on 9:40 AM
obviously had esctasy
By creamandblack, on 9:41 AM
I don't know which is the bigger Moron!
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
What's up with her fuckin twitchin??
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
She's high AND stupid. Bad combo.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Wait...HUH?!
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Wow, she is stupid, what the hell is up with her banging her fist on the table and twitching?
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
3 minutes and 3 seconds ago I would have sworn up and down that Kevin Federline was the scum of the universe but Britney Spears has managed to make him look like the smartest man alive. God bless him for keeping her occupied and keeping the havoc she wreaks to a minimum.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
and she's coming down hardcore.... the deep "pill-talk" about fulfilment, the vagueness, the confusion, the irritability. Fucking hell, she;s got a child for god's sake, and she's pregnant!!!!!
By creamandblack, on 9:50 AM
That was so funny. She is so stupid. Her twitches and ticks are worrisome.
It is nice to see Britney eating what looks to be vegetables and not cheetos though. Sean Preston and his new baby sister (I'm calling it) don't have a chance in hell with these two morons as parents.
Surely she approved this scene to be in Chaotic right? Even worse.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
k... she's a fucking looney... way worse than I thought. And for the first time, I actual have a grain of respect for Kfed, he actually sounds remotly inteligent. huh.
By Matt, on 9:52 AM
wooooooooow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, mes so stoopid.
my iq just dropped 100 points.
whats with the southern accent that comes and goes?
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
"It is nice to see Britney eating what looks to be vegetables and not cheetos though."
August 04, 2006 9:51 AM
Um, maybe because when youve had ecstasy you dont feel like fatty foods, only healthy stuff! Come on, surely someone here knows what I'm talking about?? Please tell me youre not that innocent (that was an unintentional bad pun, I'm sorry, it was an accident I swear).
By creamandblack, on 9:59 AM
Kevin does seem the more intelligent of the two from this video but it would hardly be difficult to beat Twitney at a game of wits. She is worse than I could ever have imagined.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Oh my God. K-Fed sounds like a rocket scientist compared to her. is she really that dumb? Please tell me this is partly an act. no offense to anyone with true disabilities, but I think she is semi-retarded. Just hearing her say "huh" over and over is making my want to cry.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
wow. now i'm thinking kevin is too good for her. he should go for someone smarter and get Tara Reid
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
She's drunk or high...or both. This is exactly the type of behavior that screams "controlled substance."
By jeditemple, on 10:03 AM
9:51 here. I guess I am that innocent. I've never done ecstasy so I have no idea what you crave.
I'll take your word for it and hope that she'll be doing alot more ecstasy in the months to come after that baby is born. This video made me realize how much I miss her skinny.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
9:59 thinks he's cooler than everyone else cuz he's done ecstasy
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
I've done ecstacy more times than I can count and I've never sounded that retarded coming down. I don't know anyone who's sounded that fucking retarded while coming down.
She sounds more to me like she's been drinking, smoking pot and she's already stupid to begin with so here are the results.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
I dont think ecstasy is cool, Ive done it enough times though that i can recognise when someone is coming down. And I'm a girl :)
By creamandblack, on 10:12 AM
She's stoned. It's obvious.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
And that, boys and girls, is what happens when someone who is illiterate smokes pot.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
She doesn't sound retarded. I know people with Down's Syndrome that speak more clearly than her.
"HUH?!?!?"
She sounds like a doped-up mental patient. Even if she is on drugs, I'll guarantee that the real her is just as oblivious.
Disturbing, this is.
By Rick Sparks, on 10:16 AM
Weed is a helluva drug.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Obviously high... least I really freakin hope so b/c if not... just... Damn.....
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
I agree, compared to Brittney, this video makes K-fed sound like an effing genius! Go K-fed!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
mating habits of the trailer park hottie
By erin, on 10:28 AM
She sounds like a teenager who is on drugs for the first time and is consciously trying to act like what she thinks people are supposed to act like on drugs.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Money can't cure "retard"... damn.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
K-Fed must be the most tolerant person on the planet. 3 minutes and 3 seconds of her is enough to make me run the fuck away. MARRYING her? I'd sooner eat glass.
I lived in Louisiana for 5 years, and I can honestly say that she makes everyone else in that state look like a quantum physicist in comparison.
By joejoe, on 10:48 AM
.......i don't even know what to type....i'm speechless. I think i might've caught their stupid. my mind is just blank.............wow
By prettyboy, on 10:49 AM
Agreed...this is definitely "acting" high. Because being high is "cool." And so enlightening, obviously.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
jaw hurts?! e-tard!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
OMG, my opinion of the Federjerk has also changed. It takes a very special man to spend his life with this, even with alllllll that money.
By zzzzz, on 10:54 AM
every single one of my pet peeves was packed into that 3-minute clip, meaning i was twitching so much i almost seizured.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
1:16 mins. in- I love the random tit seizure.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
she´s so fucking retarded... I´ve watched two episodes of chaotic... It made me look at her and see how much idiot she is... ooooooooo my ! how could this bitch be so famous?
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
This stupid bitch obviously has some good PR, because I'll tell you, I've gone from thinking K-Fed was a scummy little worthless wigger to believing he just might be smarter than I am. And certainly more patient. Who the hell could stand that bleached hillbilly trailer trash skank? I say we nominate him for sainthood.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
don't see the video
i'm using firefox
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Wow, Kevin sounds relatively intelligent. I'm surprised.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
I want that 3:03 of my life back, Todd. Further proof that no matter how much money or fame one has you just can't buy class. You can however, buy an education. Check into it, Britney. You will be amazed at the cutting edge technology of the "flux capacitor". Maybe Doc Brown teaches somewhere in SoCal?
If time travel did exist I would go back in time and sterilize Britney's dad.
By beedub, on 12:02 PM
Britney Spears - I hate you for making me think this ... Kevin's worth every penny you spend on him and then some for putting up with your dumb ass. No other man with an actual career would jump on your grenade. God damn you Britney for making me feel SORRY for K-Fed.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
oh my god, please tell me she is stoned. no one is this much of a freak and moron, she has got to be high!
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Those saggy ass titties NEED A BRA!! Damn! Her nipples are staring at the floor!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
anon 11:57am...relatively being the key word. I think she could make foam peanuts seem "relatively" intelligent. My brain hurts just watching the two of them attempt coversation.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
beedub, that was hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WOMAN HAS MADE MILLIONS????
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
To everyone that actually finished watching that whole mess, more power to you. I was convulsed with laughter and had to stop at "wait... I'm confused..."
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
HAHA this is reminiscent of Jessica Simpson's Chicken of the Sea episode! These dimwits have so much in common: they're blond, they're dumb, and they both have boyfriends who made music videos about them after their breakup. One difference though: Jessica beat out Britney for the Daisy Dukes role and has been living a better (aka K-Fed free) life ever since.
http://freshnotes.com/StaticSite/Subjects/159/1684/index4.html
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
Coming from a former pothead, she is TOTALLY STONED!!! This is why you should never let your freeloading boyfriend tape you high because you know this is just the start of his plan to divorce her, take the money and the kids! What a fuckin idiot... CreamandBlack, not everybody is a tweaker like you are! This is ganga talking on the video pure and simple.
By Exangel, on 12:46 PM
This is the reason why the muslims hate America
By Bin Laden, on 12:49 PM
just another dumb blonde
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Oh. My. God.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid she is.
"huh"?
"burp"
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
just another dumb blonde moment
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
"...whats with the southern accent that comes and goes?"
I thought I was imagining it until I read this comment. She is definitely ACTING high.
By T.J., on 12:54 PM
Yeah DIFINITELY Ecstasy , the jaw comment was a dead giveaway!!! Your jaw is relaxed when smokin the herb :)
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Holy fuck! I didn't notice the twitching until I watched it a second time. I could not POSSIBLY hate her more than I do right now.
By T.J., on 12:56 PM
i thought it was totally weed, some killa weed will make you time lapse and forget the last word out of your mouth..
pile that on top of her already slow brain functioning and some miller high life, and you have a video of a poor poor girl with millions in the bank...
someone needs to shake the bitch up!
gawd, my tities are humongus,
i have lived in Louisianna and texas and no one fucking talks like that, that is not even a real accent. she is just always trying to be cute...
with bad results.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
I agree - the jaw hurting is likely the result of Ecstasy. The stupidity was there before.
My vote is she smoked a joint with Kevin after taking E. Bad idea. No wonder her baby has development issues.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
You can't really eat when on ectasy.Just drink a lot of water like it's going out of style or something. Not pot on the other hand, you could end up eating a whole Entenmanns Butter sunshine cake between two people. Not that I know either from expereince or anything like that.
By :), on 1:12 PM
stoned to the bejesus!
it makes you smarter.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
I agree - you don't crave food while on E, but you want liquids. I am guessing this is the morning AFTER downing E (sore jaw) and she smoked some of Kevin's HEAVY loco weed to chill out (the paranoid looks and twitching).
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
ha - and we thought he was the one who ruined her. guess it was the other way around...
By bugjuice, on 1:37 PM
I vote for ecstasy. And yeah, K-Fed sounds like a pretty normal guy. What the hell...I was routin' for him to put down the camera and run the hell out of the door.
By Precious, on 1:43 PM
Of course K-Fed is smarter than Britney. He's a man, she's a woman.
Men are smarter than women on average. Bigger brain size.
By trouble maker, on 1:46 PM
The only thing that Britney said in that vid that made sense was when she said that she was behind.
Her southern accent and the constant "huh" makes me cringe. I'm from the South and I don't sound like that. This has to be an act. Surely no one can e that vaccuous.
By Brandy, on 1:52 PM
to me, "partying" implies a little more than just drinking, or even smoke a little a pot, especially when she reacted the way she did to his saying that. i've never done anything harder than a little pot, but pot's NEVER made me twitch like that.
it's a dark, sad day when kfed, the giant douchebag, appears smarter than ANYTHING, breathing or non-breathing.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Yes, Britney, it is very likely some people are "ahead" of you. Many, in fact. Say about, oh, 5,999,999,999 people.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Not to defend Britney or anything but, theoretically, time travel into the future is perfectly feasible. All you need is a ship that can travel at light or close to light speed.
It's travelling to the past that's a real bitch and most likely impossible.
*burp*
By professor poofypants, on 1:58 PM
oh MY GOD :D :D :D :D :D
she has the HEAVIEST southern accent EVER... my god, i had no idea it was THAT bad. whoa!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
"Mmmmmm... mmmmmmmm... BUUUURRP.... huuuuh? Huuuuuuh? BUUUUUUURP! Lahk THANGS.... lahk THANGS.... huuuuuuh? Huuuuuuuhh?"
Was she deprived of oxygen at birth, or did she just inherit the stupid gene? When she isn't grunting in a redneckish dialect, she's announcing that time travel is possible.
Additionally, her nipples are almost brushing the floor. And what is with all the hand-banging and twitching? She looks like a stroke victim.
Maybe intelligence skips a generation. It's SPF's only hope. Can you believe there exists a video that actually makes F-Ked look SMART? He's talking down to her! If that is a good representation of their respective IQs, then I'm not surprised he screws around.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
She is so utterly stoned (on what I don't know, could be anything really) and completely fucking stupid...and K-Fed sounds like he's on acid...I think this video would be great to watch on acid, with Britney's face and the sound of her burping permanently echoing in my mind for all time...now that's comedy!
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Anyone else think this might be a bit of a hoax/joke on their part?
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
It's scary that those two have reproduced.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
I think it is really Anna Nicole Smith in a Britney Spears costume!
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
"Thats like a new movie and STUUUUUFFF" "I'm confused BURP I feel like i been **BURP** missing out on life" HUH? HUH? twitch - jerk - twitch.
What movie is she referring to btw?
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Yes Britney you are ugly and behind and everything you said does sound so weird. You forgot how saggy your titties are though.
It is truly pathetic what amuses these two half-wits. Drinking at home...bwahhaha. Geniuses. Her slapping the table...is that drug related behaviour? I wouldn't know. Why is she doing that? It is so funny. I also was really amused by the full body twitch she did when Kevin told her the movie might have been playing on the bus.
She has the most disgusting manners. The burping is one thing but would it kill her to chew with her mouth closed?
Huh?Huh? You're lying! Where've I been? (belch)
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
i didn't think it was possible that anyone could make anna nicole smith sound intelligent, but shitney has succeeded!
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
What movie is she referring to btw?
spun
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
dumb & dumbest.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
is it just me or is k-douche trying to look like justin timberlake in these pictures?
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
"i feel like life is leaving me behind and i'm missing out"
yeah bitch, it's called being married with children
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
rollin rollin rollin rollin
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
Ecstasy makes your jaw hurt.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
She said her jaw hurt. I have done X enough times...it make's your jaw hurt really bad because you are gritting your teeth the whole time. Why would she put this clip out?? To make herself seem more cool to the druggies??
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
Acid makes your jaw hurt. And have totally random disconnected thoughts. And you ramble on and on and on. Unfortunately, my friends and I dropped some in the 80's and taped ourselves... And . It. Was. Just. Like . THAT.
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on 4:13 PM
Oh, God! I can't believe that! I'm looking at THIS again and again. I can't stop! Really!
The best movie of the year! The Best director! The best Shitney!
By the way, when did it all happen? HUH???
She is not so fat... But her titties... yeah...
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
Acid makes your jaw hurt. And have totally random disconnected thoughts. And you ramble on and on and on. Unfortunately, my friends and I dropped some in the 80's and taped ourselves... And . It. Was. Just. Like . THAT.
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on August 04, 2006 4:13 PM
My husband did acid when he was younger. ANd I did E. He said that it sounded just like doing acid to him.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Hahaha I posted this video on youtube, I'm so glad you put it on your site and made it huge!!!
By Carlo923, on 4:34 PM
Hey I just had a crazy idea. I mean it's really out there. You ready? Ok, I think she's been doing ecstasy...
Really, people, let's try saying something else. That poor horse was dead a long time ago; quit beating it.
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
anon 4:36 hasn't been getting any.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
You know how did this get out? Why is it even being recorded? You know it is sad that so many denied that she used any type of drugs before. She was an obvious drug user. Hope she's all cleaned up now and not thinking she can do it recreationally because she does not need to use anymore brain cells
By Martina, on 5:11 PM
This is just part of K-Fed's masterplan to sell records.
Just wait and see.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
I don't make a habit of defending people but seriously, anon 5:09, is that the best insult you had stored away? Someone told me that in 1st grade once and we all had a good chuckle. Then in 2nd grade we learned how to be creative and deadpan lines like that one went right out the window.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
Congrats Brit - you've given a face to the phrase "white trash".
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
Looks like she is pretty much being herself. Excellent to the extreme of not very smart, at all.
By Paddy Tan, on 5:57 PM
Without Britney the rest of us would forget that trucker hats ever existed.
I think I just suggested we kill her. :)
By Loob, on 6:47 PM
Todd, is this an intervention for me? Because I love Britney so much? It hurts, man.
By Jem, on 6:54 PM
Wow. Anyone watching this trainwreck has to have new found admiration for federline.
When they get divorced he deserves a huge payout.
Imagine being subjected to her idiocy 24.7
And remain calm and patient with her twitheaded ways ?
The Dalai Lama would self immolate after a day of Britney.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
He's too good for her.
And that's really saying something.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
DAMN HILLBILLIES
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
KFed must have "leaked" this video out to show the world what he has to put up with. This video will turn the tide of public opinion in his favor. Gawd, to have to listen to her mindless babble, and "HUH!!?" slapping and twitching all over the place...dear Lord, how on earth were her managers able to hide the real Britney from the public for so many years?
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
im not going to start arguing over which drug(s) it is, but shes deffintly fucking high as a kite. i wish they would have played this clip on that matt lauer interview.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
anon 7:48, I have a feeling you might be right about this video.....just reading all the responses shows the public more on his side. i really hate that i'm beginning to sympathize for him. i cannot even believe i just typed that.
and her managers hid this britney well when she was making huge amounts of money for them. she hasn't done anything for them in a while as far as her career goes, so i'm guessing once the paychecks stop flowing in, the managers stop caring little by little how people see her. just a guess.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
dear lord. that was PAINFUL. And for those of you who said KFed has gone up in your opinion - me too. And it pains me. A lot. Maybe we should start a support group for this, it's too much to bear alone.
By jenner, on 12:06 AM
oh and anon 10:47 - I think you are absolutely right. They're totally letting her sink, but why would they care? Personally I think it's fun to watch, but I guess in a way it's sad - for her. FOR ME IT'S A GOOD TIME.
By jenner, on 12:09 AM
People, let's not confuse drugs with stupidity. Although it may appear Britney is drugged, it's very possible and highly likely that what we see here is simply her normal state of mind. Even if she is on drugs, it's not going to change the fact that she's hovering around the mid 70's on the IQ scale.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM
this is so old but Lord she is so high
By Anonymous, on 2:22 AM
Kfeds earns his cash, I see that now. What the hell is up with her acting like a clubbed carp with a seizure disorder?
By Me, on 2:37 AM
pathetic
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
i would really like back the 1:06 of my life i wasted watching part of that, as well as the 10 IQ points i lost in the process. that was about as painless as a vinegar and baking soda enema.
By Tippy, on 11:42 AM
LOL, K-fed DOES EARN HIS CASH!!! damn!! Just looking at this crap makes me actually feel bad for the guy...he has it worse than Nick lackey with stupid jessica...
I think Britney Spears is retarded! AND really high!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
Oh my God, I think I'm falling for K-Fed
By ingenue, on 2:41 PM
KFed must be getting sick of everyone saying what a sleeze he is for attaching himself to a star. Just gotta prove his wife is not a star, just plain ole white trash as he deserves. Maybe that last part isn't quite the statement he meant to make but I think it's quite obvious. A match made in heaven.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
*shaking her head* what a waste of flesh... uneducated idiot
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
k fed is so much smarter than brittany spears
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
Munchies.
By k, on 6:09 AM
Yeah, she's been missin' out on brain cells....so glad that she is a mom, now she can share her world view and rich experiences with her young uns. Typical red neck bone head bitch....with money..
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
unfortunately for the world, britney's southern accent is REAL. you heard it here first: obnoxious southern drawls really do exist.
i live in baton rouge, la (about 45 minutes away from kentwood, the infamous hometown of ms. spears). to save some face, i would like to point out that kentwood is so close to mississippi that it might as well not even be in la. as a matter of fact, if it weren't for the fact that kentwood has AMAZING water, i think we would have ceded them to mississippi a long time ago. but yes: the accent is real, but it is a mississippi thing, not a louisiana thing. thank GOD for that.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
dudes, they re both obviously trippin
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
also brit doesn't want k-fed partying... well you have to give him a little credit, he parties all the time yet he hasn't cheated!! that's pretty rare
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Wow, Britney Spears is acting like a dumb redneck fatass. What a fucking suprise.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
SHE IS ON SHROOOOMS PEOPLE - seriously.
Yes, a piece of wood could outsmart them, but obviously the two of them are shroomin'.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
dear god, she is the most annoying person on teh face of the planet. how can anyone put up with that... she deserves k fed because quite frankly no one should have to be around something so annoying. and if she is sober and acting that way she really needs to grow up.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
I feel sick now.
I wouldn't watch and listen that gross crap daily - no matter how big the monthly fee for that must be.
By Melpomene, on 7:18 AM
Whoahohoooo! Slow down folks. What's with the fuzzy feelings for K-fed? He's still no better than he was before. He may deal with her bullshit once in a while when he's actually home but that's for one reason only...$$$$$$. He deserves every ounce of stupidness he deals with. Loser.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
She is just fantastic. I love Britney so much. she doesn't need to make music anymore. She is just perfect. She and Paris should play in some experimental movie by me.
Ji-Bêt, Paris, France.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
My educated guess is that it's a combination of liquor, ecstacy (or acid), and weed. In the beginning, she's talking about her jaw hurting and she just won't STFU. If you notice, she isn't really eating all that much, so she's probably just chomping down on something to forget about what the hell is bothering her as far as the drugs go (done it myself on Acid and E). While the drug itself may not do that to you, the thoughts in your mind will. I know that everytime I'm on something like that, no I don't want to eat, but if I smoke a little bit, I'll start munching on a few little things. And plus she's says that'd she'd rather just "stay home and drink". But she's probably on more (and better stuff) than we could probably even imagine.
But like it matters, she's as dumb as a box of rocks no matter which way you put it. Drugs or not, she'll still be an idiot when she wakes up tomorrow. I just pray for the safety of that child, I don't care what you do on your free time to your body, but for God's sake, there's an unborn life inside of her. Take care of him/her first and worry about your fun afterwards; it's only 9 months out of your life, Brit.
Stupid bitch.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
she's high... and stupid
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
my guess - something WAY more than pot or alcohol. Either shrooms, acid, speed or a combination.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
Britney acting like the moronic back-woods corn-fed lardass she is: annoying.
125 people arguing about which specific drug she is on: even more annoying. Stop it.
She's fucked up, and naturally retarded to begin with. Who gives a shit what pill she used to chase the party size Dorito bag.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 AM
She is so moronic, it's unbeliavable. It's amazing how fake she is. Her personality changes all around when she's in front of a camera. Her voice becomes all soft and squeaky. I don't understand how this person has made millions. Britney, I'm begging you, PLEASE get out of the spotlight and come back when you're ready to start your career!
By Isobel, on 4:09 PM
The most amazing thing is that when she's talking, her redneck husband sounds sophisticated, intelligent, refined, mature and very patient. That shows what absolute, disgusting trash she is.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
Well, LMAO! Frist of all. This Chick Is Soo Drugged up on something it aint funny...well yeah it is. LOL Watching her puts her at the top of The "Quick To The Slow LIST." Dude She's HIGH, and it ain't on Life.
By Just Anonther CHIC..., on 11:02 AM
How dumb can you get??
"Kevin do you think people can travel back in time?"
"No,"
"Well you can,"
WTF??? No you can't.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
from what I've seen from some friends of mine who are on dope, she's having a strong marijuana kickback (the "whoas", eating compulsively, "deep" subjects and stuff), but also had some stimulant. Her body is pretty plugged, but her (little) mind is attached to the sock into Federline's pants.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
What a F***ing Moron, seriously, I mean seriously, why would anybody do that? She sould just do her and all of us a big favor and off herself.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Now i've seen it all
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Britney Spears is the Whitney Houston of her generation. Just wait and see.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
I want to have what she's smokin'.
Kill all those brain cells.
By Priest, on 9:38 PM
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