Kate Moss is Almost a Porn Star
Kate Moss is reportedly desperate to retrieve two missing video tapes after she dumped Pete Doherty earlier this month. Sources say Kate Moss is scared that the tapes might be used to fund Doherty's relapse back into heroin if the singer gets short on money. For an unspecified reason, the destruction of these two tapes are specifically important to Moss. Many insiders believe it may show the couple having sex.
There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. "She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet. Pete could do what he wants with them." Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, "If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back."
This should be good news, but I think this may be the first time in history that nobody would want to see a supermodel have sex. Pete and Kate are hideous and they'd rather do coke than have sex anyway, so these tapes are probably going to be pretty lame. Instead of some hardcore action, it'll probably be Pete Doherty frantically masturbating for thirty minutes trying to get it up and Kate Moss slumped over a chair with a nosebleed. Oh yeah, baby. I can't wait!
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Watch a (sfw) clip from one of the videos that Pete Doherty posted to an online forum after the jump...
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Kate Moss nude in some French magazine dated March 2007 (NSFW):
