Paris Hilton eats a cum ball [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson is eating away the pain [Hollywood Rag]
Pink is a manly dude [Hollywood Tuna]
Hayden Panettiere gets Photoshopped again [Popoholic]
Julia Roberts is an asshole [City Rag]
Rihanna is still trying too hard to be hot [Egotastic]
Coco shows off her cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Owen Wilson's girlfriend, "Le Call" at the beach (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Salma Hayek's breasts are a gift from God [ASL]
Kate Hudson's new movie looks stupid [Popsugar]
Ryan O'Neil's worst line ever [College Humor]
Thandie Newton has a stupid hat [Just Jared]
Dane Cook is a Douchenozzle [Webster's Is My Bitch]

Classic Jayne Mansfield nipple goodness (pictured with Sophia Loren):