You probably don't know who Fabian Basabe is, which is good, but in case you care, he's one of those spoiled New York socialite brats who you'll find on shows like "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive" and quite possibly in public restrooms having anonymous sex with other men. Anyway, heterosexual and married Fabian is reporting for Paper magazine on fashion week which he says is, "by far my favorite assignment." and the only reason I'm posting about this is because he said Tyra Banks thinks her clothes are a toilet.

...i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let's break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can't complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra's people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh... could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don't know..."

In case you need a translation, Tyra soiled herself, and her entourage reacted as though they're so used to Tyra's accidents that they were very well prepared for the clean-up and wardrobe change. All I can picture is Steve Martin as "Ruprecht" filling his pants at the dinner table as he maintained a thoroughly retarded and relieved look on his face. I like to think that's how it went down with Tyra. Now all she's missing is an eye patch and a tire swing.



Thanks to Michelle for the heads up!