Jessica Simpson visited Niketown recently. You know, the store that tells you what type of stuff they sell in the name of the store. Yeah, that one. They apparently didn't have what Jessica was looking for. Star Magazine says:

"Jessica asked the sales associate helping her where the Adidas sweat pants were," a witness says. Probably at the Adidas store! "The guy thought she was joking," adds the witness. Nope - the singer just didn't realize that Niketown sells only Nike apparel. Oops!"

Even if he's not, it makes a guy feel good if he believes he's smarter than the chick he's dating, so it's cute and adorable when chicks act clueless just to give you a sense that they are deferring to you. But this is fucking ridiculous. It doesn't matter how blonde your hair is or how big your tits are, reading is fundamental. If Jessica Simpson ever tries to hang herself, there's a 99% chance that they'll find her hanging upside down on a set monkey bars trying to figure out why it's taking so long.

Jessica last week:


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