Kristen Stewart is High on Life


Kristen Stewart's new movie, Twilight, is killing at the box office, so no wonder she was on her steps celebrating her new found stardom and reflecting warmly on the people who helped her achieve her goals. No, wait, I mean she was outside smoking a bowl and waiting for the pizza to get there. Or was it Chinese? Did I wear these pants yesterday? What was the last thing we just talked about? Shit, man. I'm high.