Historians from the future may never be able to fully explain why Hugh Hefner refused to marry Holly Madison, but hopefully these pictures of her out in Beverly Hills this week will give a clue as to why. Wow. Without makeup and scientifically engineered lighting this chick looks like she should be showing off pictures of her cats at your office Christmas party. Look, here's Bootsy and Bunny playing in a box. Oh, how they just love it so!


Update: As per your requests, here's Holly Madison (real name: Holly Cullen) before: