I didn't watch the Video Game Awards on Spike last night, mostly because I wasn't finished drawing the rainbow unicorns and spraying cologne on my letter to DeAngelo Williams. In hindsight, I probably should have watched it, because apparently Megan Fox and Marisa Miller showed up. In my defense, I didn't think two of the hottest women in the world would be interested in some dude winning a year's supply of Red Bull and Hot Pockets just because he got the high score in Halo.

Megan Fox:


Eliza Dushku:


Marisa Miller:


Kristin Kreuk:


Vida Guerra:


Kim Kardashian:


Odette Yustman: