Former Miss USA, Rima Fakih, was arrested on suspicion of DUI earlier this month then proceeded to lie and say it wasn't her then of course we find out she was completely fucking hammered. Oh, here she is mere hours before she stumbled into the parking lot. TMZ reports:

Hours before former Miss USA Rima Fakih was popped for DUI last week, the beauty pageant winner got DOWN at some liquor-filled party in Michigan -- and TMZ has obtained the boozy photo evidence. The pic was snapped at Chen Chow Brasserie in Birmingham -- and while it ain't 100% clear what Fakih's sipping on ... police arrested her on suspicion of DUI just hours later.

I thought about using my non-existent media credentials to travel to this bar in Michigan for an hard-hitting expose, but based on the banner picture, I think everybody in there might have diplomatic immunity. And are holy soldiers for Abu Nazir. Or maybe I just like to stereotype and think in sweeping generalizations. Besides, my truck really needs an oil change and I think my right driver's side tire might be low and I really don't have the time to worry about that stuff right now.