I can't help but think Herman Cain was involved in this somehow. TMZ reports:

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa caught the NBA star "very recently" in the latest act of infidelity, and that is why she filed for divorce ... sources directly connected with the couple tell TMZ. Our sources would not tell us how Vanessa caught Kobe, but we do know it was NOT through text messages a la Tiger Woods. We're told Vanessa had caught Kobe with "multiple women" over the years ... but his latest affair was the straw that broke the camel's back ... and she felt she needed to finally end the marriage. What's ironic ... is that Vanessa still loves Kobe -- but she just can't stand his infidelities anymore.

Poor thing. She suffered in silence for all those years. Oh wait, no I meant she sat in silence for exactly ten years then filed for divorce because after ten years she gets lifetime spousal support. I wonder how she'll make it through this difficult time knowing she'll die one day without ever having to fill out a W-2 in a multimillion dollar mansion she didn't pay for because she thinks her vagina is a precious treasure that should be good enough for any man for the rest of his life? I know it's Christmas, but let's all dig deep by texting GOLDDIGGER to 70666 to donate $0 to We Don't Feel Sorry For You, Bitch.