Johnny Depp Is Banging Eva Green


This is how I choose to read this. The Enquirer (via Cele|bitchy):
“Vanessa (Paradis) is afraid that Johnny has fallen head over heels for Eva,” a close source told the Enquirer. “Like Vanessa, Eva is a French actress and model, and Vanessa senses that she’s exactly Johnny’s type. Friends have even remarked that Eva looks like a younger Vanessa. Johnny has brushed off Vanessa’s fears, but it’s caused so much tension that rumors are flying they’re about to split up.” Vanessa had originally lobbied for her younger sister Alysson to get the Dark Shadows role, but sources say “Johnny wanted Eva all along. He personally had her audition for Dark Shadows and they became close on the set. She spent lots of time in his trailer.” “Vanessa’s worst fear is that Johnny wants someone new in his life,” added the source. “Even though it all seems to be in her head, it’s making Johnny sick.”

Johnny Depp is high all the time, so maybe it took him ten years to say "bro...I've been fucking this all this time? Dude....why didn't anybody tell me?". Then he realized he was Johnny Depp and started banging another skinny French model/actress with a questionable face. But at least Eva Green doesn't need a training bra and chew toys. Baby steps I guess.