Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump's 25 year old daughter and vice president of real estate development, has come to the defense of her father in his ongoing war of words with vagitarian Rosie O'Donnell. Ivanka claims Rosie "instigated" the feud and she accuses the talk show host of "bullying people for a long time." She says:

I think it was unfair, it was uncalled for and, quite frankly, there was no reason for it...As my father said, she, too, has had a lot of second chances. You know, there's nothing surprising about the fact that my dad's gonna come back with a vengeance anytime anyone says anything negative against him."

Ivanka Trump is hot, so I'm going to go ahead and agree with her. Rosie O'Donnell is a loud, overbearing lump who personally attacks anyone who disagrees with her. However, Donald Trump has so completely owned her that this really isn't even close anymore. The only way Rosie could win now is if she challenged him to pie-eating contest.



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Wentworth Miller, the 34 year old star of Prison Break has finally responded to reports that question his sexuality and insist that he's gay. He says:

No, I'm not gay. I know these rumours are out there...I'm cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. Certain people are going to have certain fantasies. If someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each, that's cool with me as long as you keep watching the show."

Whoa, easy there buddy. It sounds like you've been practicing that for a while. I hope your boyfriend is cool with it, because when you're 34 and people still can't figure out if like girls then there's a problem. Let's be honest here, and agree that people just don't question other people's sexuality unless there are actual questions. This guy and Jake Gyllenhaal are Hollywood hearthrobs, yet you never see one single picture of them with a girl. Why is that? Oh yeah, because the only way they could get any gayer is if they put on pink chaps and started sucking their thumb.

I dare you to act gayer than this. It's impossible:



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We all know that Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized Wednesday and diagnosed with appendicitis, making this the third time she has halted a film's production because of "illness." The same night, she called in sick to night shoots of her upcoming film, "I Know Who Killed Me," but she miraculously felt well enough to do what Lindsay Lohan does best:

...sources say 20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan's apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in sick with the flu...Her visitors "were not there to bring her chicken soup," a source said. Another spy said she was continuing the "constant party she started on New Year's." While celebrating in Miami, Lohan wouldn't allow bottles of liquor near her where they could be photographed - but Page Six received eyewitness accounts of Lohan drinking vodka out of water bottles."

Jesus, does anything stop this whore from partying? At her funeral, she'd probably punch out of her casket and ask somebody if they wouldn't mind giving her a ride to the liquor store.


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I'm not really sure what to make of these pictures of Ashlee Simpson's nipple after it fell out of her bikini. I mean, they look like they were taken from outer space and I've stared at them now for about ten minutes and I still haven't decided whether I should masturbate or go start that other load of laundry. She might as well take off the rest of it, because that's probably the only way she can stay famous now. I'm not sure what the rest of her has to offer, but everything from the neck up has been pretty much tapped out.

Clearly learning to accept responsibilities for her actions this year, Nicole Richie has hired a shaman to perform a $1,000 spiritual cleansing of her West Hollywood apartment because she's convinced that someone in her social circle has hexed her. The shaman spent two hours in the apartment chanting and burning sage. A friend says:

She's very superstitious and believes in this stuff. It's a very personal thing for Nicole. Nicole believes in curses but would never put one on anyone, not even her worst enemy."

Yeah, that's what happened. Someone cursed you. It couldn't possibly be that you are responsible for all the dumb shit you did this year. It's easier to believe that someone recited ancient words and mixed baby panda hair and bald eagle blood to make sure you had a bad year than it is to believe that you just suck at life. I'm sorry honey, but taking peyote and running naked with deer isn't going to explain why you feel the need to get high and munch on Vicodin while you drive.

Nicole and hardcore thug Joel Madden on New Year's Eve:


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Paris Hilton is claiming she turned down an offer to have a sex doll created in her image. She says:

I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like: 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you.' And I'm like: 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!'"

I don't know if I have a harder time believing that someone would actually pay $50,000 to have sex with a flat-chested plastic doll with a ten inch wide hole between its legs or the fact that Paris Hilton seems to be morally objected to all this. This is weird because the real life Paris would have sex with a herd of elephants if she thought it would get her on television. You might have to buy a special air pump to make sure the feet get blown up all the way, but at least with the doll you won't need to prescription to suppress future outbreaks.

Paris and Kim Kadashian in Sydney:


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Playboy has reportedly offered Miss USA, Tara Conner, a deal to be on the cover of an upcoming issue of the magazine. Page Six reports:

Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer...Said an insider, "If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste." Which means she'll keep her top on."

So the sluttiest Miss USA in the history of Miss USA will be in Playboy fully clothed. Yay. Maybe they should take her picture while she's knitting or doing her taxes too, so they can make sure seeing Miss USA in Playboy is as boring as possible.

• Courtney Love is a nightmare [Dlisted]
• Tyrese punches his pregnant girlfriend [Hollywood Rag]
• Josh Groban is a pottymouth [Just Jared]
• Larry King looks like Beavis [City Rag]
• Lindsay Lohan is back in the hospital [Popsugar]
• Paris Hilton is cheap and dumb [Egotastic]
• Shanna Moakler gets Jenna's sloppy seconds [A Socialite's Life]
• Ashlee Simpson in another bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
• This chick is flexible (video) [College Humor]
• Jessica White does complex magazine [the bastardly]
• Paris takes away Britney's orgasm [CelebNewsWire]
• More pictures of Lindsay Lohan's pancake butt [Drunken Stepfather]