Patrick Swayze is a miracle [Dlisted]
Fergie is sporting some "Mom Shorts" [Hollywood Tuna]
Avril Lavigne thinks You Tube owes her money [Just Jared]
Ashton Kutcher doesn't really care [Hollywood Rag]
Rachel Bilson has groovy curves [Popoholic]
Nicole Kidman is already skinny again [Popsugar]
Audrina Patridge in her ugly dress (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Carrot Top's face is a freak show [City Rag]
Nicole Vaidisova has a cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Let's Put a Smile on That Face Box Office Round-Up [Pajiba]
Ashley Dupre is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
George Clooney wants his martini [ASL]
Halle Berry has a 'me day' [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Tilly at the Wasted Space Rock club opening this weekend:

Adriana Lima because she is hot [Hollywood Tuna]
Gisele Bundchen's butt line [Hollywood Rag]
Marisa Miller is white hot [Popoholic]
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a girl [Dlisted]
Aubrey O'Day looks like a tranny [Just Jared]
Kate Hudson stretches for the ball [Popsugar]
Jennifer Aniston's sad hard nipple (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Alyssa Milano's tattoos [City Rag]
Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders exposed (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Milian is at the pool [Egotastic]
Hayden Panettiere does Candie's [ASL]
Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies gets arrested [Lainey Gossip]
E! True Hollywood Story: The Founding Fathers [College Humor]

Jodie Marsh and her tits at an OK Magazine party last night in London:

Hayden Panettiere is trying to be a singer [Dlisted]
Rumer Willis has Power of Paws [Just Jared]
Jennifer Ellison is topless in Nuts again [Hollywood Tuna]
Eminem is being sued [Hollywood Rag]
Leighton Meester gets cute and leggy [Popoholic]
Posh Spice gets Photoshopped for Allure [Popsugar]
Haylie Duff exclusive pics (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Celebrity trout pouts off the hook [City Rag]
Samantha Fox's cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
More of Jessica Simpson's gaping mouth on a yacht [Egotastic]
Brian Austin Green is talking [ASL]
Jessica Alba on the cover of OK! with her spawn [Lainey Gossip]
Honey, I Shrunk the Dumbasses (Meet Dave) [Pajiba]

Rihanna looking scary as ever at the MTV Mobile Bang Concert yesterday in Milan:

Christian Bale does the Today Show [Just Jared]
Salma Hayek's baby makes a rare appearance [Dlisted]
Lisa Rinna and her nipples out and about [Hollywood Tuna]
Mary-Kate Olsen still dresses like a retard [Popsugar]
James Blunt's girlfriend in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Tree Porn [City Rag]
Naomi Campbell is doing damage control [Hollywood Rag]
Izabel Goulart does Arena magazine [Popoholic]
Maria Sharapova cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jessica Alba is still pregnant [Egotastic]
Brady Bunch drama [ASL]
Usher needs to retire his move [Lainey Gossip]

Brooke Hogan doing her tranny-thing yesterday in Miami:

Victoria's Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Adriana Lima, is engaged after her boyfriend, Minnesota Timberwolves guard, Marko Jaric, proposed Thursday. Fun fact: Adriana Lima has repeatedly said that she is a virgin and would remain one until her wedding night. People reports:

He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir. Lima, who turned 27 on Thursday, and Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, have been dating for about nine months. The normally stoic Serb sports star has admitted he fell hard for the Victoria's Secret beauty. "I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint," he told PEOPLE in March. "Now, it's a little different situation."

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