Halloween is Coco's Christmas mostly because she gets to dress up in something that will show off her ass. To be honest, I don't know why she doesn't go naked for Halloween. Not because I wouldn't want to see it. I would. But I'd rather not think the 6 year old Chinese kid who made this costume worked all that time just so Ice-T could ejaculate on it.

Katie Holmes looks ridiculous [Dlisted]
Jennifer Aniston loves elementary school [Just Jared]
Danielle Lloyd is glamorous [Hollywood Rag]
Keeley Hazell launches her topless calendar with clothes on [Hollywood Tuna]
Lindsay Lohan is a caged animal [Popsugar]
Madonna in New York City [City Rag]
Scary Spice looks ridiculous [Popoholic]
Eminem has new crap [Socialite Life]
Rihanna staged and Photoshopped again [Egotastic]
Posh Spice is anime [Lainey Gossip]
Shauna Sand is still a big whore (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Paris Hilton and her underwear again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Banner pic: Ice-T and almost clothed Coco at the Directors Guild of America Honors last night.

Britney Spears made a half assed appearance at her deposition today [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan is a broke ho [Hollywood Tuna]
More proof Britney Spears doesn't want custody [Hollywood Rag]
Kanye West and Beyonce play Connect Four [City Rag]
Elisha Cuthbert looks gross [Egotastic]
Eddie Murphy gets married [Just Jared]
Sarah Michelle Gellar is surfing (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Mischa Barton goes to church [Popsugar]
Nicole Kidman has nipples (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Victoria Beckham is still useless [ASL]
Mandy Moore rings in the new year [Popoholic]

Coco sporting some serious cameltoe at a car show:

Lindsay Lohan is probably having sex with JR Rotem [Dlisted]
Nicolette Sheridan has nipples (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Aguilera nude, pregnant, and blown up [Hollywood Rag]
Heidi Montag is oral [Hollywood Tuna]
The X-Files Movie is finally filming [Popsugar]
Ali Larter is chesty [Popoholic]
Salma Hayek feelin' good [Just Jared]
Beyonce's vagina slip (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Lyra's Oxford (The Golden Compass) [Pajiba]
Is Shia LeBouf a good actor? [College Humor]
Twisted Sister Christmas [City Rag]
Stuff about Victoria Beckham no one needs to know [Egotastic]
Janet Jackson has a new song [ASL]

Coco and Ice-T at the I Am Legend premiere on December 11th:

The pictures are only going up because Coco has a gigantic ass. Her costume really isn't a surprise, because most of Coco's wardrobe choices revolve around her ass. So, a french maid outfit with the ass cut out seems about right. It was either that or her naked shining a flashlight on her ass.

These might be NSFW:

Porno Lessons [College Humor]
Chloe Sevigny's clothes are stupid [Dlisted]
Nick and Vanessa are still together, and lame [Popsugar]
Kat Von D has some tattoos [City Rag]
Tobey "Spider-Man" Maguire got married [Hollywood Rag]
Keira Knightley needs food [Hollywood Tuna]
Jenna Fischer and James Gunn split [Just Jared]
Anne Hathaway is white, white, and blue [Egotastic]
Lindsay Lohan is broke and still conceited [ASL]
Hilary Duff does Montreal (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Natalie Portman might be nude [Popoholic]
Maria Sharapova has underwear (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Nicole "Coco" Austin official Coco Magazine photoshoot:

When I was a kid, Ice-T scared me because he looked like he would break into my house and kill me. But according to these pictures, the last thing he's broken into recently was a Dunkin' Donuts. I could say something about his Penny Hardaway jersey, but I'm too busy trying figure out why CoCo's face looks like a pumpkin. Is it supposed to be orange? She's built like a comic book warrior princess, so maybe it's something specific to her tribe. Amazon warriors from outer space tend to take that stuff kinda seriously.