This Guy really misses Rick Moranis. So I thought I'd answer the question for him.

USA Today asked Moranis about his withdrawal from film:

"I pulled out of making movies in about '96 or '97. I'm a single parent (Moranis' wife died in 1991 of liver cancer), and I just found that it was too difficult to manage raising my kids and doing the traveling involved in making movies. So I took a little bit of a break. And the little bit of a break turned into a longer break, and then I found that I really didn't miss it."

Though Moranis will come back to voice a character for the Ghostbusters video game.

And since I know you guys won't let me get away with a post about a nerdy actor from the late 80s and early 90s, I found some pictures of Emma Roberts (Julia Roberts' neice, Nacy Drew in the Nacy Drew movie) , who has been tearing around New York the past few days, attending the premiere for "Lymelife" at the Gen Art Film Festival, some sort of Parsons Fashion Show and I could have sworn I saw her stumbling out of NY's racy club "The Box," though the girl is only 18.

I think this might be the first and last Emma Roberts/Rick Moranis double post ever. We be making history (His story plus mystery).

Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, and because celebrity is occasionally passed through the bloodline, she's "famous." Specifically, she has a Nickelodeon show, a few family films (including Hotel For Dogs) and an album under her belt, which means one thing...

...it's only a matter of time before this girl starts slutting out like the rest of them. Miley Cyrus and her bare shoulder, Vanessa Hudgens baring it all, they all just start taking off their clothes and coming on the internet.

I will say this about Emma: she's damn pale. It's the sexiness of the winter season, don't get me wrong, but I'm betting if she had her period, her thighs would turn red with the increase in heat and blood-flow.



[Note: Dave is well aware how a period works and that it doesn't pull blood from the legs. But even typing u-t-e-r-u-s makes him fear impregnating someone.]