In July 2005, the always fantastic Jenny gave birth to this baby, and next month IDLYITW will turn 4. While we're busy eating paste and pretending to read a book upside down so we can get accepted into pre-K, we'd like to ask all you guys who have been taking time out of your day to read us to choose what you think are IDLYITW's top 10 posts of all time. Your girlfriend told me about your fear of commitment, so if I were you, I'd probably take this a little more seriously. Honestly, you don't want me to end up fucking this, too.


All jokes(?) aside, please feel free to browse the archives and send us a list of what you think are the best. Seriously, we'd like to hear from you. You can send them to editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com, leave them in the comment section, tweet us, or hit us on Facebook, and we'll post the results on Monday. Thanks for reading, we appreciate it guys.

In between marriage proposals, death threats, and topless pictures of your girlfriend, I get a lot of email saying I don't post about dudes enough. That's not going to change, but to stop your incessant whining, Michelle will be helping me update the site starting on Friday. Michelle has a pet bunny name George, a private cabana at Raging Waters, and she also happens to be pretty damn funny. So welcome her aboard, be nice, and enjoy. And if you don't, I'll finally come to your house and do that thing to your sister she keeps texting me about. Seriously, dude, what's up that?