Here's Cameron Diaz leaving London's Whisky Mist at 3am this morning, and either she's completely hammered or somebody just showed her a picture of Cameron Diaz.

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It's still unclear why Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were invited to an event to celebrate achievement in motion pictures, but in case you missed it, they presented an award and their asses in some kind of ass-off. Why Cameron Diaz thought this was a good idea I guess we'll never know, because Jennifer Lopez has built a career by sticking her enormous ass in the air to make people forget she's a talentless cunt with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Maybe next Diaz can challenge the Hulk to a cage fight or whatever means that she's stupid with no understanding of her limitations.

Radar Online is speculating that Cameron Diaz may have had plastic surgery. Uhh...

"There's something about Cameron Diaz's face that is very unusual," celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not worked with the star, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. "She looks like she's preparing to take her costar Jim Carrey's role in The Mask!" As RadarOnline.com previously reported, it was less than a month ago when formerly flat chested Cameron's suddenly voluptuous figure sparked speculation that she had gotten breast implants. The Bad Teacher star showcased her startling new look at the 2012 Versace Spring/Summer show during Paris Fashion Week, where she gave Donatella Versace a run for her money in the fake stakes! "Her forehead is excessively smooth, a possible consequence of overdone Botox injections. Her face also looks extremely shiny," Dr. Youn went on to say about Cameron. "Although I do not believe she's had a facelift," he explained. "Laser treatments or chemical peels could account for her smooth, shiny skin. I recommend that she get some mattifying gel as soon as possible to calm it down." It is not the first time that Diaz has had work done on her face. In 2006, she admitted to having a nose job but claimed it was for "medical purposes," after she broke it in a surfing accident.

Can you just take a look at the banner photo again? Unless her surgeon was far sighted or using a Batman villain as his guide, I'm pretty sure she's entitled to a refund.

If these pictures Diddy's girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, in Paris are cropped wrong or out of order or whatever it's because I couldn't look at them for more than a few seconds while I was editing them. I'm trying to type with my eyes closed but I can't really see so maybe I could just crack them a lit....AAHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lay off the Ciroc, nigga (wait, I can say "nigga", right? I'm a minority, we're all friends here. Hey, down with whitey and other minority things like that!). People reports:

Nearly a month after they were spotted together at lunch, Cameron Diaz and Diddy are keeping those dating rumors alive after a cozy night out at New York's PH-D Rooftop Lounge atop the Dream Downtown Hotel. The actress started her night at Marble Lane Restaurant with a large group of friends before heading up to the roof after midnight. Diddy joined their table around 1:15, and ordered bottles of booze for the table, where Diaz was dancing with her friends and drinking, too. According to a source, the table was packed and "Cameron and Diddy were very affectionate." Still, a rep says the two, who left the club with their friends around 3:15 a.m., are not an item.

"Lounge" and "bottles of booze" are really the only things that can explain this other than Diddy casting for his new show Making The Zombie, because Cameron Diaz looks like she belongs in a 2nd grade reading list book luring children into her gingerbread house.

Cameron Diaz basically just said "fuck it" and attended a Halloween party dressed as herself. Which is fine because I read on her IMDB profile that the screams of small children is what gives her power.

"Wait a minute, I've been dating Cameron Diaz all this time? Fuck! Why didn't anybody tell me??!" - Alex Rodriguez. Us Magazine reports:

After a year back together, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have ended their romance. "They broke up recently," a source close to the Yankee slugger, 36, confirms to Us Weekly. The duo's low-profile love was marked by beach getaways and intense workouts together. So what got in the way? Their work ethic! "She's very busy with her career," the source says of Bad Teacher actress Diaz, 39. "And he's had injuries and wants to focus on his game. They're dedicated professionals." Accordingly, don't expect any drama in the wake of their split. "They're still very friendly and like each other," the source says. "He has an enormous amount of respect for each other."

When you look at the banner picture, it's hard to imagine why a legendary player and multimillionaire on the most storied franchise in Major League Baseball who could walk down the street and get young vagina at rollback prices would ever willingly break up with Cameron Diaz. I bet he was under a lot of pressure from his family because she's Cuban. Nobody likes Cubans.