I mean, it's obvious to everyone at this point that Demi Moore has had more work than the Millenium Falcon, right? Ok, thanks. Telegraph UK reports:

The Hollywood star, 46, has managed to stay looking like a woman in her twenties for two decades, prompting speculation that she has spent at least £200,000 remodelling her face and body. But in an interview in with French Marie Clare, Moore flatly denied that she had ever had any surgery. "It's completely false, I've never had it done," she said, adding: "But I would never judge those who have. "If it's the best thing for them, then I don't see a problem." Moore went on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery "to hold up the ageing process." "It's a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won't make you happy. "That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done," she said. "For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty

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Yeah, so...um..her doctor might disagree:

Despite her protestations, Moore's surgeon in the US is said to be Brian Novack. In 2004 a close friend said: "He's a fantastic surgeon and his clients don't look like they've had surgery. Demi can't stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect." Among the work Moore has allegedly had is liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach, estimated to have cost £16,000, a £9,500 breast implant operation and £20,000 of work on her face.

If this were ancient Egypt Demi Moore would be stuffed with sawdust and herbs by now, but through the wonders and magic of science, a 46-year old mother of three doesn't have to look like a 46-year old mother of three. So, I'm not really sure why she's denying it. She looks like a wax Demi Moore statue. The only way she could look more fake is if she had antlers.

Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and Jimmy Neutron at the LA premiere of Spread:

A lot of people are gonna say that Demi Moore looks hot in a bikini during her vacation in the Bahamas this week, and they're right she does. But please, there's a reason you don't see many 46-year chicks with three kids that look like this. The main reason being, most of them can't afford to get plastic surgery like a burn victim or Robocop. Unlike Demi Moore. Demi Moore has had so much work done, a real estate agent should be appraising her at the end of an episode of Flip This House.

For some insane reason, Demi Moore tweeted (her profile) a picture of her at the dentist with her tooth out. This would be funny and cute if I didn't already know that she's had more work than the Millennium Falcon. She probably looks like this normally. Take away the half million dollars in plastic surgery and God knows what unadulterated hell Ashton Kutcher wakes up to every morning. You probably can't give her water or feed her after midnight because instead of Demi Moore, she turns into a Nazi who just opened the Ark of the Covenant.

Was curious about this Tweet yesterday from Ashton Kutcher's Twitter account:



Seems that while Demi Moore was steaming Ashton's suit, the man snapped a photo with his iPhone:



So THAT's what Demi Moore's real underwear looks like. Thanks Twitter!

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In response to her untimely death at the age of 45 from a skiing accident, Natasha Richardson's friends and colleagues have issued statements recalling her life and the affect she had on the lives of others. Us Magazine reports:

Mia Farrow:
"Natasha is irreplaceable. I cannot think of anyone kinder, more generous, thoughtful, smarter or more fun. She is the godmother of two of my children. The Neesons and Vanessa [Redgrave, Richardson's mother] have always made me feel a part of their wonderful family. My thoughts and prayers are with them."

Lindsay Lohan, Richardson's costar in 1998's The Parent Trap:
"She was a wonderful woman and actress and treated me like I was her own. I didn't see much of her over the years, but I will miss her. My heart goes out to her family. This is a tragic loss."

Demi Moore (via Twitter):
"I am sending out prayers for Natasha Richardson and her family. A real reminder of how precious life is and how quickly it can be gone."

Martha Stewart (via Twitter):
"Just heard the tragic news about poor Natasha Richardson. Her family must be devastated. My sincerest condolences to all."

Blythe Danner:
"I can't talk because I started crying. I'm heart broken. She was so kind to us when Bruce [Paltrow, Danner's late husband] was ill. She's so generous. I don't think that I can handle it."

By all accounts Natasha Richardson was a genuinely kind and generous person who was involved in a Hollywood marriage that was bound by sincere love and mutual respect, so we are terribly sorry for her family's loss. I'm also sorry that Lindsay Lohan still manages to stay alive. I mean, she should be dead by now right? Vodka and speedballs aren't vitamins, right? If there was any justice in this world, an anvil would drop on this bitch's head while she was walking over a manhole and it would hit her so hard she would shoot out of the ground in China where she would be raped by a Panda then thrown off the side of a mountain. You know, or something like that. This is more of a rough draft really.

EVEN MORE TRAGIC UPDATE: The first ambulance was turned away because Richardson showed no signs of injury. Wow.

For those of you guessing if I am secretly Thumbman, I wish. I am far less attractive and have much more hair. Maybe to a fault. Wait. Certainly to fault.

Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow is actually up for a Grammy. Like people care about the Grammys. [LaineyGossip]

For some reason, this video of three relatively hot chicks shotgunning a beer is really interesting to me. Maybe because I'm afraid this is some sort of stupid viral thing. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

During Chuck's pointless 3D episode, Yvonne Strahovski got down to her underwear. It looked like this in 2 dimensions. [Popoholic]

It took about a week of Demi Moore being on Twitter before it was recognized by the gossip rags. [Popwatch]

This Katie Price picture takes 2 seconds to look at, and it's worth exactly those 2 seconds. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

This outfit means Mickey Rourke is our busted-ass celeb of the day. [BWE]

And for the Thumbman approved downer of the day? Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg has cancer. [PerezHilton]

The Trannycat Dolls are making another new video [Hollywood Tuna]
Rumer Willis looked less ugly last night [Dlisted]
Charlie Sheen's wife is in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Cameron Diaz is hungry for junk and men [Hollywood Rag]
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl are on set [Popsugar]
Jason Mraz is a shirtless bikini boy [Just Jared]
Nightmare on Clay Aiken street [City Rag]
Alanis Morissette isn't bitter [ASL]
In case you missed it: Petra Nemcova's sideboob (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Sienna Miller gets dumped [Egotastic]
Alessandra Ambrosio has a baby shower [Popoholic]
Stephen Colbert graduation speech [College Humor]
Tuchas Lingus (Sex and the City) [Pajiba]

Famous people at the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball on June 2nd:


Pictured: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Brett Ratner, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Jason Bateman, Jason Goldburg, and Soleil Moon Frye

Photos: Splash

Hyped as a show that would "turn the tables" on the paparazzi, Ashton Kutcher's, Pop Fiction, has been tearing up the ratings with mostly yawns and bored indifference. Despite debuting only two weeks ago, celebrity gossip magazines and paparazzi are already on to everything Kutcher does, and if they miss something, you wouldn't care because you're probably more famous than most the "celebrities" on this show. Several weekly magazine editors tell Rush & Malloy:

There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them."..."In Hollywood, anytime anyone decides to be in on the joke and critique themselves, no one cares. It's not having the effect they thought it would. No one can sympathize with celebs. They're always in on it themselves, whether they're pulling the joke or not. Another weekly editor snipes that Kutcher's E! show, which also featured Eva Longoria Parker, "is awful. It's a mostly a lot of D-listers we don't care about. [We] wouldn't cover anyone on that show - with the exception of Avril. This show won't go anywhere. No one is watching it."

Ashton Kutcher is a shitty actor whose one big idea was basically Candid Camera with celebrities and trucker hats. He's only really famous because he married Demi Moore, but even that's kinda pathetic. It must suck realizing that everybody knows your "hot" wife has had more work done that New Orleans.