This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us out HERE. Then we can be friends. You know, and just talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine and see where the night takes us. Unbridled lust? Intrigue and romance? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

I'm not even kidding when I say I'll do whatever a hot brunette with big tits tells me to do, so posting these pictures of Gemma Atkinson in this month's Nuts Magazine is just an extension of that. Imagine if she had literally asked me to post these. I don't know if anybody in California would be able to hear it or not, but that sonic boom would be me hitting "Publish".

Some pictures of Gemma Atkinson's photoshoot for her new calendar hit online today, and I could be wrong, but I think it might have something to do with her tits. When asked for comment Bill Henson said, "Whoa, those are too big. What is she, like 16?"

Hey, if anybody can read whatever that is on her stomach, feel free to chime in. I guessed "Deposit Here", but I think that just might be projecting.

Gemma Atkinson was at an Ultimo store opening yesterday, and I don't know who their marketing firm is, but they should win some kind of trophy. Every time I hear the word "Ultimo" I think of Gemma Atkinson's enormous rack. And if you wanted me to blow all my money in your store, you probably could've come up with a worse idea.

Too bad Britney Spears isn't a British chick with huge boobs, because instead of pictures of ant farm extensions and cellulite, we'd have more pictures like this. That would be awesome, because even though I'm an American, I'd still put Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook, and Keeley Hazell up against any three of America's "beauties." Let Cameron Diaz, Kelly Clarkson, and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a room full of guys after these three. They wouldn't even make it inside the door before the stones and flaming arrows were in the air.

I really need to move to England and get it over with, because there have been way too many British chicks on here lately. One of the hottest, of course, is Gemma Atkinson and here is her new photo shoot. Atkinson, 22, is a model and actress on the successful British television series Holyoaks. She's recently been linked to blah, blah, asadwefwf, ywefwiuegfwu, please tell me you're not still reading this dude.

In the wake of the Don Imus controversy, Barry Michael Cooper, writer of culturally diverse films such as Sugar Hill and Above the Rim, says Oliver Stone used the "N word" at an L.A. party...wait for it...16 years ago. He says:

Oliver Stone's my hero, so I went over to him," Cooper recalls in StopSmiling magazine. "[I said,] 'Man, I love your movie 'Wall Street.' ... He said to me, 'Okay, thank you very much. I bet you like [the Stone-scripted] 'Scarface,' too. All niggers like 'Scarface.' [Stone] stumbled off. Right before I could go after him and commit career suicide, [director] Stan [Lathan] and [hip-hop mogul] Russell [Simmons] pulled on my arm and said, 'No you don't. Let it go. That's just him, he's high.'"

Al Sharpton added:

...[This]gives me a different look at Oliver Stone. I had some respect for his work...We've got to stop this. We've got to start raising the standard of language. If [Stone] thought it was something cute that he was saying, it wasn't."

Sharpton couldn't talk for long because he was on his way to Durham to apologize to the three Duke lacrosse players. No, wait, did I say "on his way to Durham to apologize?" Ok, yeah, I meant the exact opposite. My bad!

I was looking for pictures of Oliver Stone and Al Sharpton, but my computer ran and hid in a corner, so here's Gemma Atkinson instead:


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Update: In related race relations news, this guy has it all figured out:


Update II: Here's a great article about Don Imus/Al Sharpton, etc. Thanks to "wingnut" in the comments section!

Labels: don imus, gemma atkinson, oliver stone

It's a slow news day, so here are Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallett in bikinis. Unlike the great nation of America, I don't know much about England except for the fact they seem to have the market cornered on untalented white girls with huge tits. Am I missing something or did we not win the Revolutionary War? England has Keeley Hazell and Kelly Brook. We have Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. We also have the Barrett M468 and the F-22 Raptor. So, what exactly are we waiting for?

Update: Oops, a little late warning - one of these is NSFW thanks to a topless sunbather in the backgroud.

Labels: gemma atkinson, roxanne pallett, uk girls