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Kelly Brook Is Really Nice

I realize I'm a little late on these, but I'm required by law to post every picture of Kelly Brook ever taken, so here she is signing autographs with her insane body squeezed into a tight dress. I'm not sure how a Sharpie is supposed to write through semen, but she seems like she's pretty good at it.

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posted by Todd on Wed, October 21, 2009 | | |

Kelly Brook For No Reason

The Sun is reporting that Kelly Brook is joining the cast of Calendar Girls and blah blah blah she's naked and covering her heavenly 32E rack with cake. I have no idea who that old lady is, but I'd like to thank her. I'm kinda all out of numbing gel.

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A IDLYITW KELLY BROOK EXTRAVAGANZA!!

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posted by Todd on Mon, October 19, 2009 | | |

Kelly Brook Is a Healer

Here's Kelly Brook posing for the charity campaign, Heels That Heal, with all proceeds going to Wellbeing of Women, an organization that funds research into reproductive and gynaecological problems. I'm not exactly sure how Kelly Brook's enormous rack stuffed in latex is gonna magically reanimate your dead womb or make your ovaries stop being all emo, but it surprisingly works extremely well on penises.

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posted by Todd on Mon, September 28, 2009 | | |

Pardon Me Miss

I have no idea why Kelly Brook was at the 2009 GQ Man of the Year Awards in London tonight, but if I had to guess, it was so she could stand on stage for an hour while God shown a beam of his love on her insane rack while he got high fives in the audience.

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posted by Todd on Tue, September 8, 2009 | | |

Okay, Okay

For some reason I've been getting a lot of emails to post Kelly Brook pictures, so here you go. Not that I really needed to be convinced, because any excuse to post Kelly Brook pictures is generally fine with me. For example, today is Thursday. And because I'd eat it like a kindergartner eats paste, that seems like a pretty good reason to me. Enjoy!

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posted by Todd on Thu, August 27, 2009 | | |

Kelly Brook Is...Uh, Damn

Kelly Brook and her insane rack were in Los Angeles yesterday and I don't even know how her boyfriend can just sit there looking at that without trying to mount it like a trophy buck every five minutes. I swear to God, I'd be in that so fast my penis would look like a tuning fork.

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posted by Todd on Thu, August 20, 2009 | | |

Kelly Brook Isn't Katherine Heigl

Kelly Brook and her insane body attended the UK premiere of The Ugly Truth yesterday, and while you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that Katherine Heigl is a big movie star and looks like this in real life yet Kelly Brook is in movies with Billy Zane and mutant piranhas and looks like this. Hey, God. Fuck you.

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posted by Todd on Wed, August 5, 2009 | | |

Kelly Brook Is Relaxing

God knows what she's on vacation from, but Kelly Brook stuffed her huge tits into a bikini and went to France this weekend. Sorry I couldn't find the hi-res versions of these, but looking at Kelly Brook in a bikini in hi-res isn't recommended by 9 out 10 doctors. I don't know the science behind it, but I think it has something to do with proper blood flow.

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posted by Todd on Sat, July 25, 2009 | | |