I'm not gonna lie, I really, really want to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Mostly because Abraham Lincoln is one of my heroes for the simple fact of how much he achieved while having the most fucked up personal life imaginable. I also like vampire movies. Anyway, here's the new red band trailer where we see more actual vampire hunting and Lincoln with more axe. He seems to be really busy with all this. I hope black people appreciate the fact that he managed to make some free time.

Kim Kardashian at Cannes has nothing to do with this movie, but this post has the word "axe" in it and I assume most of the guys she dates use that word wrong in the wrong context:

Kim Kardashian's whoring just doesn't stop with athletes and camera or finding a five dollar bill on the ground, she's on Instagram, too.

The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL

I could make the obvious joke here about Kim Kardashian in blackface , but I'd like to think us here at IDLYITW are better than that (*). So did you know that Pollock's technique of pouring and dripping paint is thought to be one of the origins of the term action painting. With this technique, Pollock was able to achieve a more immediate means of creating art, the paint now literally flowing from his chosen tool onto the canvas? By defying the convention of painting on an upright surface, he added a new dimension by being able to view and apply paint to his canvases from all directions.

(*) = LOL

Yesterday Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent all day together out and about in New York City but were sure to walk far enough apart that they were never in the same frame. That's because after the media circus surrounding her last relationship Kim just wants to keep this one private, low key and oh no right she went on TV to talk about it.

TMZ has the video:

Kim Kardashian is ALREADY talking about her blossoming relationship with Kanye West ... telling the "Today" show she's a big fan of his new song.

A smiley, happy Kim sat down with Ann Curry this morning and took on question after question about her new hook-up to which Kim replied, "I completely respect and understand you have to ask these questions."

Yes, Kim, they do have to ask, but you don't have to answer. You don't have to go on national television and assure the public that you've traded up. See, there are these things called choices. You can make the choice to take all the blood money you've made off Chinese sweatshop workers and retire to the suburbs. You could make the choice to marry Kanye (once your second divorce is final, of course) and settle down to raise a child of your own, away from the cameras. Then one day when that child is old enough you can explain that mommy used to be famous for being pissed on and daddy managed to offend someone every time he opened his stupid mouth. It's like a fame whore fairy tale.

"The new Kardashian Kollection Swimsuit line. Superimposing your head on someone else's body not available in all stores." - Todd

Justin Bieber is keeping his man-whore options open [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is still hot [Popoholic]
Does Adrianne Curry ever tweet anything besides pictures of her boobs? [Hollywood Tuna]
Pixie Lott upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Courtney Stodden is in a bikini [Celebuzz]
Shauna Sand's daughter is a chip off the old block (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Bradley Cooper is back on the market [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian's flour bomber is topless, in body paint [The Nip Slip]
It's official: there will be an Anchorman 2 [COED Magazine]
If popular songs were Shakespearean sonnets [College Humor]
Carson Daly is sorry for being a homophobe [Dlisted]
20 facts about technology that might surprise you [The Chive]
Irina Shayk is selling something [Moe Jackson]
The Kardashians take Photoshopping to new levels [Celebslam]
Rhianna is disappointed you think she's doing Ashton Kutcher [The Blemish]
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are probably dating [Evil Beet Gossip]
Prince Harry finally moves out of his dad's house [Lainey Gossip]
Rhian Sugden is see-through in lingerie [Egotastic]
26 Lady Gaga birthday cakes [City Rag]
Katy Perry's BFF claims Russell Brand cheated [PopCrush]
Gary Busey claims he's been to heaven [Film Drunk]
Janice Dickinson is the latest celeb to openly hate on Kim Kardashian [Popbytes]
Kate Upton's too hot for TV commercial [Heyman Hustle]
Clay Aiken wants Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell to kiss and make up [Allie is Wired]
Lindsay Lohan's criminal record is a problem [Amy Grindhouse]

Follow us [Facebook][Twitter][Todd's Formspring][Kathy's Tumblr][Todd][Kathy]

Since Kris Jenner hasn't yet made enough money to fund research that would allow her daughters to literally suck publicity from black cock to generate constant, renewable publicity cheaply, her daughters are left with having to release statements and stage incidents no matter how asinine or ridiculous. Which brings to today. They day where Khloe Kardashian publicly denounces her relationship with PETA (um, good?), because they condoned Kim's flour bombing and offered to pay the bomber's legal fees.

"Hi dolls. I’m sure you all heard what happened to Kim last week (thank you SO much for the love and support you all showed her), and I just received word that the woman responsible has very close ties to PETA, despite PETA publicly stating otherwise. Not only has PETA lied to the public, but they have proved that they support this kind of behavior. I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me. As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions — I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them. I am a very proud sister right now, because Kim handled last week’s incident like a champ. She got cleaned up and was back out there in a matter of minutes. Go Kimmie! We all need to practice what we preach. I will still continue to NOT wear fur, but I will no longer support PETA. Bullying and harassment is NEVER a solution, and I won’t be a part of any organization that thinks otherwise."

As you read this, please keep in mind PETA is a domestic terrorist organization that killed 95% of the animals it took in last year. They channel money to help fund the Animal Liberation Front, who uses that money to engage in arson attacks and firebombing animal research facilities. PETA also supports full animal liberation, which means they believe animals should have the same rights and privileges as humans (releasing all animals from zoos, no population control, so basically animals running wild in the streets). Also, let's not forget that PETA's M.O. is bullying. They insert themselves in the highest profile issue with the word "animal" in it, and attempt to shame all those involved. But all that was okay to Khloe Kardashian until PETA used the exact tactics to tarnish her family's brand. She is also taking a strong anti-bullying and anti-harassment stance, but makes no mention that everything in the Kardashian Hooker Animal Print Kollection is made by Chinese kids in a sweatshop. Sorry, Khloe. The righteous indignation and sanctimony in this statement just doesn't resonate as well as you think it does when you write it on a balance sheet.

Despite the fact that she's had more plastic surgery than a burn victim and has absolutely no self-awareness or perspective about herself, Kim Kardashian's new fragrance is called True Reflection. And last night in West Hollywood was the launch party. But since she's been in the news lately because practically every star in Hollywood has called her a fucking idiot, the event couldn't go on without E! and her mom hatching a plan to garner Kim more undeserved sympathy because you should never put anything past these whores. E! Online reports while licking Kris Jenner's butthole:

The reality star was doing interviews at a launch party held at the London Hotel in West Hollywood for her new fragrance True Reflection tonight, when—out of nowhere—a younger female fan (we guess you could call her that) threw an entire bag of flour on Kim. "That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me," Kim told us. "Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that's a whole lot of translucent powder right there," she said, laughing off the entire ordeal.

There's about 25 videos on this on YouTube and not one actually show the woman throwing the flour. And about four separate pic agencies have pictures from this event, but again, nobody seems to have a picture of the woman throwing the flour or Kim actually being hit with the flour. They do however have pictures of Kelly Clarkson buying flour and six whole chickens. But that's not exactly the same thing now is it?

Actually, there is a video now. I like the part where the woman just walks by security and the part where Kim is smiling at the end.



Pic source = WENN/Huff Po

Since Kris Jenner forces Chinese children to use their tiny hands to make lingerie and forces her daughters to be whores, it seems only natural that she would put the whores in the lingerie and have them model for their own clothing line because models cost money so fuck that. The CGI and oil tanker of Veet (and live cats for Khloe) it took to make this ad probably cost way less than it would have if Kris hired actual models rather than her aged out Armenian ATMs. Khloe looks like a failed attempt at a Frankenstein's bride and I'm pretty sure Kourtney could use this same picture for a Girls of Applebee's calendar. But Kim actually looks okay here. Especially whatever she's wearing. Apparently when you put it on it takes 72 inches from your waist.

Pic source = Kardashian

"I called you all here today because I usually want to get paid when I hold a black hose."

Brace yourselves, a woman who took a nut in the mouth from Brandi's little brother on video for the sole purpose of skyrocketing to fame so she could shamelessly cash in on every product and fabricated story her mother could stack on her desk is taking the high road. On Twitter.

"I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless."

"Calling someone who runs their own businesses (hooker prints made by kids in a Chinese sweatshop), is a part of a successful TV show (scripted and heavily edited "reality" pimped relentless by E!), produces (producer credit because your name is in the title), writes (sponsored tweets), designs (shit for Sears), and creates (?), 'stupid,' is in my opinion careless." FIXED

Pic source = WENN