Eva Mendes is the brown Jennifer Aniston, but at least she tries to mitigate some of the boring by being a raging drunk and taking her top off once in a while. Too bad she fails in this month's Vogue Italia. She looks like a Mexican hooker at a WWII USO dance. Way to stay on the cutting edge, Vogue. You'd have an easier time getting me to jack off to a manila folder or X-ray results.

Most of these are NSFW:


Thanks to topless sniffing dog, Marcus, for sending these in!

Sarah Jessica Parker is heinous and really needs to get off the main page, so here are Alyssa Milano's boobs to help that process along. These are from 1993, so I hope that's not an issue for you. If so, why pressure ourselves? Not everybody likes looking at boobs, we can discuss other things from 1993. In fact, I think the second Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty really worked because it banned the use of ICBMs, which put a premium on striking first. Thoughts?


Thanks to Ray and his creepy Samantha Micelli fetish.

If you were alive when MTV showed actual videos, you probably know who Daisy Fuentes is. Or you might not. In her defense, she was on MTV at the same time as Jenny McCarthy, so it's understandable how your penis won't recognize some manly looking Cuban chick. Well, she has implants now and decided to let them hang out in France. I guess that's some good news for you. It's probably better than when this paparazzo was told he had to take pictures of a chick who hasn't been famous in fifteen years. He might as well be taking pictures of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

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Here's Amy Smart with her top off in one of the first photos taken on the set of Crank 2. At least I think it's Crank 2. There's a chance it might be called "Every Movie Amy Smart Has Ever Done."

Amy Smart in Crank (the NSFW nipples allegedly belong to a body double):

She's still pretending that she's a singer, but if that's the only test God has put before me to be able stare at Keeley Hazell's kick ass rack, then he is a merciful God. Because, well, Keeley Hazell's body is fucking hot. She could ask me for directions and I'm pretty sure that while she was talking I would ejaculate a Skittles rainbow at some point.

Some of these are NSFW, obviously:

In what is sure to be the biggest news of 1996, Party of Five and Scream actress, Neve Campbell, appears completely nude in her new(ish) movie, I Really Hate My Job. This movie was apparently released everywhere except the United States last year, but the pictures just hit online this week. I don't even know why I'm telling you all this because I could post topless pictures of a frontier settler and you'd still want to look at them. Jesus, you can be such a pervert sometimes.

Note: NSFW versions of the banner pictures here and here.

According to Wikipedia, Billie Piper is an English actress best known for her role as Rose Tyler on Doctor Who and for being a teen pop singer in the '90s. She's also reportedly pregnant. When she's not busy doing all that, she apparently likes to go topless at the beach. That works out pretty well for me, because posting pictures of tits is kinda my thing. That and painting beautiful seascapes with soaring seagulls and rolling sand dunes. So calming, so pretty.

Emma Watson had her 18th birthday party last night and many questions were raised. Questions like, did she flash her crotch? Why, yes. Yes she did. The Sun UK says:

Harry Potter star Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the films - had a face like thunder on Saturday night, despite a great 18th birthday bash...The young actress didn't flash a smile but she did flash something else..."

If you've been sitting up nights watching Harry Potter, you're a huge dork, but if you've been sitting up nights watching Harry Potter wondering if Hermione Granger shaves or not, congratulations on your big day. I would shake your hand, but to be honest, you're really starting to creep me out, dude.