Brian Austin Green's existence continues to be thrown in my face, because Megan Fox is still going through with this whole pregnancy thing. Radar Online reports:

The pregnant actress and husband Brian Austin Green are expecting a girl, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. “She’s been helping to raise Brian’s 10-year-old son, Kassius [by ex-girlfriend, actress Vanessa Marcil], for years, and now she’ll have the experience of being mommy to a little girl,” a source tells Star. “Obviously, Megan and Brian would be happy with a healthy baby of either gender, but they’re beyond thrilled that Kassius is going to have a little sister.” “She’ll be due at the very end of September or the first week in October,” the source adds. “Megan is attached to a movie called Swindle, but it’s in rewrites and probably won’t even begin filming until next year. So right now her plate is totally clean, and she can devote herself to her baby.”

Whatever. I have nothing add to this. I'll just be over here programming my time machine 2030 so I can stand outside her school. Hey, girl. What up?

Snooki is still pregnant [The Superficial]
I think they might be using fake names. [NSFW]
Anne Hathaway has Catwoman posters [Popoholic]
Irina Shayk is back to the day job [Hollywood Tuna]
Kristen Stewart is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Melissa Etheridge's lesbian drama is finished [Dlisted]
Kelly Brook looks amazing (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
The Great Gatsby trailer is cracked-out opulence [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lopez's boy-toy is getting a reality show [Celebitchy]
Katie Price through the years [COED Magazine]
The best creative advertising [The Chive]
Irina Shayk adds some much-needed hotness to Cannes [Moe Jackson]
Nicole Richie cleaned up nice [Celebslam]
Sex with Miley Cyrus is "magical" [The Blemish]
The Kardashians have another lingerie ad [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kristen Stewart sucks at interviews [Amy Gindhouse]
P Diddy is still relevant, I guess [Lainey Gossip]
Rosie Jones is topless [Egotastic]
You can rent Leonardo DiCaprio's fancy beach house [Cityrag]
Katy Perry is single again [Popcrush]
Tara Reid is dating a 60 year old [Film Drunk]

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I can't help it. I love Tracy Morgan. Every time he opens his mouth it's just insane ramblings, but he's fucking hilarious. Like last night on Conan. I don't want to give anything away, but Charlton Heston. But since we're talking, could you please ask your mom to stop texting me? What's her deal, man?

Here's Cameron Diaz leaving London's Whisky Mist at 3am this morning, and either she's completely hammered or somebody just showed her a picture of Cameron Diaz.

"I whip my awesome bangs back and forth."

During Chris Brown's Billboard Music Awards performance, Chrissy Teigen tweeted, "Why sing when you can dance?". Nailed it. But since fans of an unstable lunatic and emotionally stunted child with rage issues are just as batshit, they immediately attacked her. With death and rape threats. Yeah. That's sounds like a pretty reasonable response. TMZ reports:

Teigen has been under fire ever since she tweeted about Brown's performance Sunday night. Team Breezy went insane ... hammering Chrissy with horrible messages that read:

-- "all you do is talk s**t, you need to be raped and murdered."
-- "killyoself bitch ur nothing but tall thats why you model. your nothing."
-- "ditzy dumb ass tramp your mother should've aborted you."
-- "i hope you are the next 'celebrity' to die"
-- "you have the brain capacity of a turtle, just die."

Oh, and here's some more:

-- "I wish George Zimmerman woulve shot ur annoying ass instead of poor Trayvon Martin"
-- "Casey anthony shouldve buried u in her backyard instead. Sad that Caylee had to go and ur still here being a dumb bitch."

Chrissy only had this to say. Again, nailed it.

"Reallllly makes me sad that 99% of the most disturbing comments come from young girls. I'll end it there but it make me sad. I have some screen caps. And I will do everything I can to make sure people know, internet or not, you CAN'T say this s**t."

Chris Brown, being the bitch he is (have I called him a bitch yet?), responded exactly the way you'd expect him to respond:

Love y'all!

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) May 22, 2012

Team Breezy! Lets stop sending death threats! I know y'all bout that life but it's the wrong message! Ur turning haters into victims!

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) May 22, 2012

Wow. Okay. Look, I really don't need to run down the reasons why Chris Brown is a sociopath in a sleeveless jean jacket. But if you're openly threatening to kill a woman to defend a bitch who almost beat another one to death while he gladly sits back without telling you to stop, then you need to be real with yourself exactly why you're a Chris Brown fan. Here's a hint: It's not because he can dance. You might just want to take a deep breath, step away from the computer, hug a family member, then go ask a judge if the state has any current records on your father's whereabouts.

Lindsay Lohan is ruining her new movie before shooting even starts [The Superficial]
Bar Rafaeli is the hottest woman in the world [Popoholic]
Stacy Keibler is working out [Hollywood Tuna]
Miley Cyrus forgot her bra again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
A few more blind items [Dlisted]
Taylor Swift is a tease (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jennifer Aniston managed to hold on to a boyfriend for a whole year [Celebuzz]
Howard Stern made a seven year old cry [Celebitchy]
Daisy Fuentes looks amazing at 44 (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Kate Upton is selling more bikinis [COED Magazine]
A Day in the Life of Barack Obama [College Humor]
Victoria Moore is good at twitter [The Chive]
Kelly Brook was at Cannes [Moe Jackson]
Lea Michele suddenly has boobs [Celebslam]
Sean Penn is bitching about something again [The Blemish]
Courtney Stodden is doing bizarre fetish videos now [Evil Beet Gossip]
Bruce Willis is in Esquire [Amy Gindhouse]
Gisele might be knocked up again [Lainey Gossip]
Lucy Pinder is doing what she does best [Egotastic]
Old school Beyonce teaches you how to play pool [Cityrag]
Chris Brown is a slightly more restrained ass [Popcrush]
Every line of dialog Rihanna has in Battleship [Film Drunk]
Katy Perry's "Wide Awake" has a lyric video [Popbytes]
Snooki left the Jersey Shore house [Allie Is Wired]
Brad Pitt's engagement is a promotional tool [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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When you pose in enough bikinis like Kelly Brook has and there are rich businessmen in the world, this was bound to happen sooner or later. Think Indecent Proposal except Robert Redford is some French asshole who quite possibly needs a prescription refill. Mail Online reports:

The 32-year-old model was recently approached by a French businessman who wanted her to re-enact a moment from hit film Indecent Proposal where Demi Moore spends the night with a stranger in return for $1million....According to The Mirror, the businessman who is known only as Frederic, interrupted a photocall session which Brook was attending at the Majestic Barriere hotel and offered her a cheque for €1million in return for 'one night' with her. Brook was a bit confused at first and thought it was nothing more than a prank set up by Lemon - whose film she was promoting at the 65th Cannes Film Festival. But Frederic, who is said to be in his thirties, wouldn't give up and allegedly tried to grab the brunette. 'Just one night! Please, one night! I have money!' he shouted as Brook suddenly realised there was a problem. A bodyguard came to the rescue and escorted the man away and was ejected from the French hotel.

Man, this guy's pretty smooth. I hope to order his secret seduction techniques offered for a limited time in the DVD boxset, "Man Who Is Only Known As Frederic" later today.

I really wanted this story to include the words "in a swamp", but it's something about a Mexican lady with a seemingly very expensive lawyer. People reports:

Investigators have been waiting outside Anthony's residence in Florida for several days to serve her with a subpoena in a defamation action filed by a woman named Zenaida Gonzalez. "Our investigation team had her whereabouts pinned down," says Gonzalez's attorney, Matt Morgan. "Their backs were against the wall, so her attorneys said that they would accept service on her behalf."..Gonzalez filed suit over Anthony's comments in 2008 that a babysitter named Zenaida Gonzalez had kidnapped Anthony's 2-year-old daughter Caylee, who turned up dead. There was no babysitter by that name, but Gonzalez – who had nothing to do with Anthony – claimed defamation because the two names are the same.

Casey Anthony is still alive and walking around free, so none of this really matters. But we did learn that if someone named Zenaida Gonzalez wants you found, you will be found. She will not stop until you are found. Information like that is always good to know.